Yeah, I figured I'd go ahead and slam into this topic because it has been pissing me off for a while now. There's a few things that piss me off about women. Now to be fair, not all women act like this or do this kind of stuff, but enough do to make me burst a few blood vessels.
First off, have you ever run into a girl that is overweight/obese, puts on an outward show that they are fine with it (kind of a BBW attitude), but then refuse to date anyone more than 5 pounds overweight? I mean, its great that they have self-esteem, even if in most cases it is blown waaaay way out of proportion. What makes me angry is that, even though they think THEY look fine despite their weight, they wouldn't dare date another fatty.
Seriously, what the fuck. This drives my bullshit detector off the charts. I've always had a saying that if you couldn't "date yourself", then you don't need to be dating at all. The reason behind this isn't that I have some awkward sexual fantasy with someone doing themselves, it is that if you are not comfortable enough with YOUR image (i.e., you wouldn't date someone that had the same characteristic(s) as you), then you aren't really capable of having the self-esteem to run a relationship. Think about it, insecurity is what kills most people, and not just in a relationship. People who are too terrified to do anything don't do anything, and I don't think there are many situations in which doing nothing gets you first place.
Long story short, these women are fine with THEM being fat, but not someone ELSE being fat. Hello, denial anyone? I mean really, I'm not a supermodel and I'm *fine* with that, but you don't see me turning down anyone who isn't a celebrity. That brings me to the point that this is very unacceptable behavior in guys. If a fat guy turns down fat chicks (well, I mean the few that are actually fine with dating a fat guy), then he's pretty much fucked. Or not fucked, rather.
This is what gets to me. You can be the ugliest, fattest, hairiest, bitchiest woman on the face of the Earth, but if you open your legs, there's someone there willing to bang you. Whereas if you are a "nice guy" who happens to be fat (or hell, you don't even HAVE to be fat), good luck! The hideous monstrosity will be balling itself up in its own fatfolds to roll to the nearest hotel with her "hunk" while your ass gets maced while walking down the street because you coughed as a girl walked by, and then her high-school football captain boyfriend kicks the shit out of you.
Another thing I hate? Bitchy women with nooooooo sense of humor. You'll know this one because while everyone else is having a good time, she's just fucking staring people down with a cold, heartless gaze. This is the kind of bitch that, given two people are talking about something or perhaps debating something, she'll just unleash the fucking fury and tell everyone to shut up. The kind of bitch NO ONE is comfortable being around, except for her friends, but they are NEVER comfortable around her when anyone else is around. (Who enjoys being next to someone who is waiting for the next person to go apeshit on?)
These whores have chips on their shoulders the size of Montana. They are somehow permanently stuck in PMS mode. The kind of person that makes you wonder why any man would date her, because she probably would bitch during sex, during your wedding, during any holiday event, and quite possibly even at her own funeral. Seriously, the only way to get out of this nightmare is to cut all ties to the bitch, or if that isn't possible, hang yourself in her closet. She'll probably bitch about having to drag your dead ass to the curb, but hey, you'll get the last laugh. Dumb whore.
Another infuriating trait I notice in women is the "I changed my mind" bullshit. Classic example: I was helping my brother move into his new apartment and, lo and behold, the apartment is cooled using a heat pump. Unfortunately the heat pump isn't keeping the house cool enough because this is South Carolina, our border states are North Carolina, Georgia, and Hell. Haha, just kidding, SC is Hell.
Anyways, his wife was complaining about it, and my brother's solution was to get a portable AC unit. The stores were sold out for a while, and all we ever heard was his wife bitching about how hot it is, why they have to pay so much for rent if the apartment is hot all of the time, etc. So, we got it this weekend finally and put it in, and guess what? First words out of her mouth: "Oh, well I didn't even want you to get that anyways."
Holy shit.
What makes it even more priceless is that she and her mom were supposed to move some furniture from their house. Keep in mind, they had to carry it from the house to the van they were using. Now, suddenly, she can't carry it and WE have to do it. Even though she complained about being "left out" of the moving process and then agreed that she would be in charge of moving this shit, WE now have to go and do it (we had already moved 90% of everything else into the apartment).
All this is about is attention. Women waffle on shit because it gives them attention. If a woman has something to bitch about, she WILL bitch about it because bitching about it gets her attention. When someone solves the problem she's bitching about, or if her bitching corners her into having to do some work, suddenly *YOU* just fucked up and now she gets to bitch about that. At this point, I get confused if the woman is enjoying being a bitch or sucking up attention as if it were the last bit of oxygen left in the room, but then I realize that it is both.
Anyways, for a good dose of lulz, you can always piss these women off. For the fatty, just make a comment about her being fat and ugly. Hell, it doesn't matter if you are fat and ugly, or even fatter and uglier, I guarantee it'll fucking ruin her shit. For the bitch, just laugh at her. Women who are bitchy demand to be taken seriously, so laugh at them. Crack jokes about them, in their face, and if any of their friends laugh, point that out. For the attention whore? Disagree with E V E R Y T H I N G they bitch about. Oh no, it *isn't* too hot. Oh, I *do* like that color. But that chair *isn't* too expensive. Then when they try to point out that their opinion is somehow more important, tell them you don't give a shit, and DO NOT elaborate on why (it might open up something else to bitch about). Make them jump on the superiority rope, then cut it loose. Someone who craves attention WILL stake the claim that they matter the most, and downsizing them will make them shit bricks. "But this one is on sale!" It sucks (don't elaborate). "I don't like this one!" So? It's the best one (don't elaborate). "Why didn't you do this?" I had better things to do (don't elaborate).