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These are general rants about things that piss me off.

This is just the basic page. Rants will be added shortly (hopefully) for your viewing pleasure.

DISCLAIMER:

Understand that these rants express my opinion towards the world in general. I don't care if you disagree. I don't care if you are offended. I don't care what you think. If you have a problem with anything you read here, I remind you that it is your problem, not mine. Sit down, shut the fuck up, and read.

These rants contain profanity, mature themes, possibly blood and violence, or other material that may offend you. You have been warned. You read at your own risk.

Sending me mail about anything in this section grants me permission to post your e-mail address, e-mail, and my response, in the hate-mail section. Removal of anything is my decision, not yours.

Series/Continuous Rants

The Lardass Rants
I Hate My Job
Wierdest Customers Ever
Too Fucking Nice
Stereotypes
People I Can Do Without

Independent Rants

Paris Hilton's Face is a Crime Against Humanity
Reality TV: The Fall of Humanity
Beggars Should Die
How to Properly Drink and Drive
Use Condoms, Pro-Choice Sluts
MADDOX RIPOFF: Call the Gestapo!
Maury Needs Better Shit
Pimped Out and Fucked Up
Anti-War Liberals, or Stupid Fucking Hippies?
There Isn't Enough Pollution
Get Off Your Damn Cell Phone
Lawsuit My Ass
Homophobes Versus Same-Sex Marriage
Dress Code 101
Drugs Suck
Speak English or Else
Get Off Your Lazy Ass
Shut Up, Nobody is Listening
Michael Moore Sucks
Rated NC for Nobody Cares
Sitcom Shit
Virgin For Life
I Fucking Hate You
My Life is the Best
Spoonfed and Spoonless
Responsibility is Knocking, Answer the Door
Love and Loss
The Nice Guy Never Wins

"Use Me" Rants

Send your friends here when necessary. You'll thank me later.

No One Loves You
I'll Kick Your Ass!
I am Better than Everyone (and Everything)
Common Sense
Shut the Fuck Up