How to Properly Drink and Drive

People who drive drunk piss me off so bad. I've had way too many examples of why drunk driving is really fucking stupid, but I want to start off by saying DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE. If you consumed any significant amount of alcohol (one can of beer, one shot of hard liquor, one glass of wine, etc.), then DO NOT DRIVE. Even a small amount of alcohol can impair your judgement.

Or else...

So can you drink and drive properly if I am telling you not to do it in the first place? Of course you can. It is very simple. Hell, it's so simple, you could manage to do it while completely stone drunk.

Step #1: Get into car.
Step #2: Do not wear your safety belt.
Step #3: Put key into ignition and turn to start car.
Step #4: Slam on the accelerator.
Step #5: Aim for the nearest tree, telephone pole, or cliff you can safely reach without injuring others.
Step #6: Repeat until unable to do so.

Drunk driving is one of the stupidest things people do. They think they are invincible, that they're number one, that they can do fucking anything, so they think (despite the lack of thought due to natural stupidity and drunken logic) they can drive home perfectly fine. These people make no sense.

So people go out driving while drunk and guess what happens? They wreck. Half the times they wreck, some poor bystander gets injured because of it. Shit, if all drunk drivers did was kill THEMSELVES then I wouldn't give a rats ass, but they endanger the lives of other people. As if that weren't enough, these drunk drivers usually survive this shit and they get off with a slap on the wrist. Some fines, their license taken away, maybe some years in prison, but that's it.

That is fucking bullshit.

Reminds me of a commercial against drunk driving where it showed videos of a little kid playing on a swingset and laughing and running around having a good time. Seems all nice and happy, right? Then at the end, you're flashed with a message that states his name, his age (I think he was 7 or 8 or something like that), and that he was killed by a drunk driver in front of his own parents. Can you imagine that? Your little child being struck by a drunk driver right in front of your eyes? If that happened to my kid, I swear I would fucking murder the son-of-a-bitch in the slowest, most painful way possible, and then claim that he attacked me in a drunken fit of rage and it was all I could do to fight him off.

Not to mention some jackass that was driving drunk hit my house when I was a kid. I was in a fricking crib where the guy hit the house, too, and it knocked the crib pretty hard. Despite the horrible damage to my house and my near loss of life, the fucker got off with a few years in prison. What the hell? My parents even suspected this asshole of doing cocaine. That fucker should've gotten the death penalty. Fuck drunk drivers, they don't need to live. The last thing we need is for some asshat to end up doing it again and potentially killing more people. Take his life while you have the chance, or he'll take the lives of others. That's fucking justice.

I'm tired of this shit. People that drink and drive should be held accountable for their actions. It was their choice to get drunk, so anything they do while drunk should be considered premeditated. Vehicular homicide? Fuck that, homicide in the first degree. They should be served life in prison or the death penalty. Injured someone? Assault with a deadly weapon, Assult with intent to kill. Lock them away for about 10 or 30 years. Or forever.

And why do these people bitch that the punishment is too servere? IF PEOPLE ARE STILL DOING THIS SHIT, IT IS PLAIN AS DAY OBVIOUS THAT THE PUNISHMENT ISN'T SERVERE ENOUGH. The point of the punishment is to make you want to avoid doing this so you don't endanger other peoples' lives. If you are willing to ruin the lives of others because of your drunken stupidity, then you deserve to have your live ruined (or ended). No exceptions.

If you drive drunk, drive in a manner that will get you killed without endangering others. That way, if you do wreck, you will remove yourself from society before you have a chance to ruin the lives of others.

Drunk drivers shouldn't be allowed to live.

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